Comments on: Win One of Five Signed George Carlin Posters!

By: Mike Nilson

Mike Nilson — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 09:35:58 +0000

I have a friend who HAPPENS to be black.

Like its a f*king accident, ya know?

He had two black parents?

Oh yes.

And they f*ked?

Oh yes.

So where does the surprise part come in?

That whole bit is just amazing.

By: Dominick

Dominick — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:42:51 +0000

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By: Beth Senturia

Beth Senturia — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 03:51:57 +0000

There are too many; it’s hard to pick one. The new HBO show was amazing and if I had been able to watch it more than once I would use something from that — the bit about the good things about getting old including be able to say you forgot anything you didnt want to go to was great, as was the fact that kids can’t play with sticks in the mud anymore.

But, here’s the one I pick verbatim:
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

By: Reeva

Reeva — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 03:46:48 +0000

this guy is hilarious – i like the planet is ok its the ppl that are f’d up

By: theodore esteghamat

theodore esteghamat — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 03:33:45 +0000

I love george carlin. he’s so funny.

whoever said “buyer beware” must have been bleeding from the behind.

By: Lily Kwan

Lily Kwan — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 02:59:44 +0000

My favorite George Carlin quote is “Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?”

By: sarah woods

sarah woods — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 00:38:10 +0000

Some people know what ship the’re own, the rest are still trying to find their way to the dock. Medium sizes

By: Ginny

Ginny — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 23:37:13 +0000

Love George Carlin, here is my favorite ~ “Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money.”

By: paul mcocy

paul mcocy — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 23:01:48 +0000

george carlin good contest to win

By: Denise

Denise — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 22:11:12 +0000

“Why do they they call it rush hour when everyone is sitting still!”